The Sum

Hello dear readers.

Right now it's 11:22 PM, and I'm sitting here listening to "Typical Cats", some groovy Jazz-oriented rap.

Nothing TOO interesting happened today, at all.
Hung around with Katlyn, Katie, Frankie, and a few other cats for the most part (when I wasn't home at least).

I'm kind of hyped up right now from Ice-Cream, and it's giving me a headache.

While I was eating my ice cream, I was watching "The Adam Carolla Project", which starred none other than... Adam Carolla.

It was a reality show about him buying his childhood home and renovating it from scratch with his own crew of misfits. It was actually really good, but it's sad it didn't make it to another season.

Television is seriously the most fucked up venture out there.

It seems that ALL of the best TV shows get canceled before their time is truly up.

I fucking hate television for that purpose- some of the most well-written, well-acted shows are replaced with retard prone things like "The Hills".

Some could argue that terrible shows are canceled... but what about Arrested Development, Lucky Louie, Clerks: The Animated Series, Firefly, X-Files (though it lasted a good 9 years), and Twin Peaks... Honestly, watch this clip from the pilot of Lucky Louie and tell me that it's not fucking great.





It was SUCH a great show, but it literally only lasted 12 episodes.

Maybe I'm alone- but I think the world could use sitcoms like Lucky Louie.

Lucky Louie was essentially a sitcom about Louis C.K. (a comedian, FUCKING hilarious). It was like Seinfeld for the 21st century.

I honestly think that the TV execs are on crank 98 percent of the time... Honestly, would you EVER cancel Twin Peaks?!

It's probably one of my favorite shows, EVER. It was done by David Lynch... who is just insane. He loves to confuse the audience. It's my type of thing.

Other than my hatred of the TV boards... not much is going on.

I believe I'm going to go pee... and then listen to the Lazlow show.

- Josh

The Day After

Good afternoon my fellow Americans,

It's 4:20 on 420 here today.
Ironic, no?

Personally- I don't celebrate such holidays, I'm not a drug user- though I don't discriminate against those who do. It comes from the earth, and it's not hurting anyone.

I was disturbingly sick yesterday, and it's pretty much all a blur.
I did listen to "Lemony Snicket's Series Of Unfortunate Events" on Audiobook though, haha.
It's read by Tim Curry, good shit.

Best thing about flu-induced hallucinations is the stories you can think of.
I got a few from the constant vomiting I did yesterday.

Speaking of vomiting, I'd like to relay some of the things I saw in my vomit yesterday.


I threw up a few different times, but these are the best ones.

1. a mixture of a piece of cracker, red slushie and chicken.

2. Mountain Dew- green and didn't taste quite as good coming up.

3. Bile, yes- stomach fluids, CASUALLY not a good thing.

One thing that didn't make me feel good about almost feeling on the verge on the death was passing out on my bed and leaving the computer on to a rather bothering article on wikipedia.

The Black Death
(bubonic plague)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Death

I didn't feel too safe, or sane to say the least.

Well, I think I'm off for the day.

Eat dinner with the family, then head out for a walk.


- Josh.