Not even Techno is safe!

What an atrocity!
THE MADNESS
HOW IN THE WORLD COULD SOMEONE FUCK UP... TECHNO!

That's right.
We all have a small inclination to listen to techno, even at parties.
Most of the time it sounds like white noise with drumbeat, but other times you catch a groovy DJ like Jaguar Skills or Fatboy Slim.
It seems as though Techno is more commonly associated and created (well or the best) by British and Eurotrash DJ's and musicians.

Just like fucking Americans to ruin something hardly listenable in the first place.
If you haven't heard of this fellow named Jeffree Starr, essentially he's a crossdresser with pink hair and a lisp.





He/she/it looks a bit like a Disney cartoon villain from the 60's.
Which, fine whatever- he digs the rave scene... but then he has the brilliant idea of being famous (for nothing) and making techno tunes and putting his drab voice over it.

Here's a music video to illustrate.

(Eyelash Curlers and Butcher Knives)



The music itself sounds like it took 20 minutes in pro-tools and looped the voice over with a bit of reverb and synth pad.

The lyrics- devoid of any structure and meaning.

Come on man, if you're gonna be a cross-dressing weirdo, do it correctly!

(Eddie Izzard)


or even if you're gonna do techno, do it fucking right!



Maybe I'm just fucked in the head.
Maybe he IS talented and I'm the dumb one.
Who knows.

NOW LET'S SNORT SOME COKE!

- Josh

Pretty solid.

Good afternoon readers/friends,

I hope you're doing swell.
I'm feeling rather content myself, listening to Minor Threat's Complete Discography.
Seminal punk rock album, up there as one of the best.

There was SOMETHING on my mind, but it's a hard point for me to argue/bitch about, but... I think I'll find a way.


People who HAVE to be in a relationship.

Of course all love feeling wanted and cared about, and loved- but all the time?

I got out of a seven month relationship to Christina (to which her and I are friends now, I'd say) and I dig being single again. I don't really want a relationship, I'm having fun just chilling out. It's not like I'm going out and having sex with random girls either- I just dig not having any bearings to the world.

In my mind (that confusing fucked up thing) I think you should be able to be your own best friend, I mean- when you're lonely and depressed and no one is around... who's there? yourself. If you can make yourself your own best friend then you'll never be alone. You can do whatever you want, you'll never need anyone to make you happy. Maybe it's just me, but it's how I see it.

If you feel otherwise- I completely understand, but I think if you can be happy with yourself, then you'll never NEED anyone else to be with you, you can walk completely alone and know that it doesn't matter what other people think, because you have something they don't- the solidarity to walk alone.

Ice Storms

So, It's 7:52 PM and I'm sitting at Mike Kochmans house with he and Cameron.

If you're a usual reader, you'd notice my lack of updates lately.

This is because of a shit piss fuck cunt asshole fucking nugget assclown clownshoes motherfucking ice storm on tuesday night.

It knocked out my cable, TV, and internet and HOPEFULLY it'll be fixed monday.

... fuck my life.

Some things that annoy me, and an invitation.

Good evening all, it's currently 8:57 PM, and I'm super fucking tired.

I'm listening to some Mighty Mighty Bosstones, and having some fun trying to find something to do.

I'm not sure if I'll be posting my album reviews anymore; I may, but I wrote one and it got deleted somehow, and so I have no will to do it again.

Anyways. My past few days have been alright- hanging out, sleep a lot, procrastinating schoolwork, stuff like that.

I've kind of been in a bum mood today, just tired and cranky for the most part. There isn't a lot to do right now.

Sam is sick, so I can't hang with her.

Fred goes to college, and live a bit away, and it's hard for him to come into town with little notice.
Cameron is dumb and crashed his car, and he lives a bit away as well.
Katlin and I don't talk.
Clay is off doing whatever.
Mike works
Lauren works
Matt's... Matt.
Christina.... Yeah.
Daan isn't very close.

Jesus all of my friends are sick, have jobs, or live far away.

I've been doing a lot more artwork lately, I've shown Fred- that's about it.

I'm trying to focus on school, which isn't the easiest thing to do when you don't give a fuck about education.

I've just got something on my mind, and it happened a few days ago, but It's still stuck up in my little brain. So I was talking on the phone with Christina the other day, and I mentioned this girl who I'm interested and this girl feels the same for me, I just mentioned it because I didn't think Christina would care- and then Christina said that she feels like I'm rushing into a relationship.

We broke up two weeks ago, if I'm correct (which I oft doubt) and we've been cool (for the most part) since then, and I don't know- her telling me I'm rushing into this is kind of odd, considering well, fuck it I’m not gonna start fighting with myself over the blog.

ANYWAYS.

So, I've been reading a lot less, and watching a lot more documentaries.

I'd say one of my favorite documentaries is "Bowling For Columbine" which is an amazing perspective over America's fascination of firearms. I think Michael Moore brings out the scariest and the worst in people. I believe it should be shown in schools, all classes, 24/7 in those bumfuck towns in North Dakota (and my own Ohio) where people get off on hunting animals. They don't really talk about the hunting of animals in the documentary, but you can see how it relates when you watch it.

I was thinking about common sense.

Now, I know a certain person who has VERY LITTLE common sense, and it just makes me kick the shit out of myself for going along with them.

I wrote them an e-mail with the title "Four Eyed Monsters", which was the title of the film reviewed in the previous post. I told this person I was going to write them an e-mail with the code embedded to watch it (which the code failed).

I get up, check my e-mail and I got a reply from this person the e-mail said something like this:

"Um, nothing is showing up on this email. And anyways, I watched it last night, if it was the video you tried to send me."

Words cannot express my disdain and utter lack of common sense which this e-mail provided. Maybe no one else finds this annoying, but it makes me want to scratch my eyes out with a plastic spork.

I sat there and read this, and I immediately did this:




I hate it when people stop using common sense, and just do retarded shit that makes no sense to me. If you think I'm being cruel, then fuck you.

If you think that me being outright is hurting people's feelings- then there is very little I can say to you, I don't wish any harm on people mentioned in my blog, but I think we can all do some things to improve ourselves, and just realize some things we may not notice we do.

With that- I'm inviting you all to do something.

If there is something on here, that I've written about, ANYTHING I've ever done that you disagree with- then post it in the comments, you can post anonymously- but don't be afraid to, I'm sure you guys have SOME anger towards me, and so I invite you to ridicule me anonymously (if you wish), so with that- go for it.