Usual Suspects, Racism, and Vulgar words.

Good afternoon everyone.
It's 1:23 PM, here on a dreadful Tuesday afternoon.
Right now I'm taking a break from watching "The Usual Suspects", one of my favorite movies.
If you've never seen it- then it's impossible to explain. It's neo-noir, with unreliable narration.
It has one of my favorite movie scenes in a movie- ever.

Take a look for yourself.



AWESOME fucking scene.

Besides watching The Usual Suspects, there isn't much going on. This Spring Break is uneventful so far, and it apparently won't be getting much better.

Not much to talk about... but there are TWO things on my mind right now, so... read it, bitch. :)

1. Racism in America.

I'm not gonna go on a tirade about my thoughts on Racism, but- I find one thing fucking hilarious about Racism; the intelluctial retards who say we should "Ship all them niggers back to Africa".

Okay- fucktards, I'll speak very slowly- so your useless chromosome brain can follow along...

WE (us, you) Brought (took, like you did your daughters virginity) Them (those, they, other people) HERE (your trailer).

So anyone who wants to bitch that we should send people back to their countries- be well aware, more often than not- they're here BECAUSE of us. The whitey brought the black man here to America, so we could lay around and be lazy- and look at that whitey, the black man doesn't like being treated like shit!

ON TO NUMBER 2, BITCH!


2. Vulgarities.


We all curse, at some time or another... some more than others, but there are a few words that I can't think of proper curse equivalents for:

(1) Breasts

Women have them.
I can't think of a curse word that I actually like for the word breasts.

I hate the word tits, it's just childish and silly.
Boobs makes me feel like I'm 8.

Is there no good word for breasts that can be used negatively?!

(2) Vagina

Once again, women have them.
Once again, I can think of no word for it.

Cunt is rude, but I fucking love that word- though I don't like the idea of referencing a girls vagina on the word Cunt.
Pussy is archaic and kind of creepy sounding.

The only one that I can think of that makes a little headway is Vag (Vah-Juh).

I don't know. Someone help me think of curse words?!!?!?!?!

I hate most people my age part two

So, in keeping with my traditions of bitchery I have decided to complain about someone who left me a rather nasty Myspace comment, and then deleted myself from their Myspace.

First off, this person- never talked to them, randomly added them when they requested me one day, they're a friend of an old bud of mine, so I figured- why not, couldn't hurt.


This person was probably on my friends list for months, and never talked to me.

I'd see them post bulletins and bitch almost daily, and then today- I had it.

I saw up on status updates her name followed by ******** hates every single one of you (those asterisks were name censors), and so I figured to be nice- try and cheer her up. I comment her with this:

"Oh shut up, learn to love life and forget about the bad things"

... Ten minutes later... I got this myspace comment

"Fuck you, you have no idea, fuck off, you fucking rotter"

Was that really necessary?

Come the fuck on, I was trying to be cheery, and she comments back like some fucktard that I just showed my balls to her 2 yr. old cousins.

I was trying to be fucking nice!!!

Is it completely hard for that shit not to backfire on me?!

FUCKING SERIOUSLY.

Let me think about this:

"Hey, man Josh is feeling good and wants to be nice, and be a nice person for once, so let's make this next thing backfire and make him an asshole"

It's cunts like that which make me be an asshole.

- Josh

I hate most people my own age, part one.

There is something I've noticed.
It's something that bothers me, and makes my balls sink into my stomach with fury.

So, here is the question I pose to you:


Why do girls on Myspace find it necessary to take pictures of themselves with energy drinks?


Are they hired corporate sponsors?
Do they get paid?
Are they retarded?
Do they have some mental deficiency?
Were they mounted by a horse and given their first sexual experience by their uncle on the same day (Unrelated, possibly)?

If you're oblivious to what I'm talking about, then here are some pictures to demonstrate:

I removed the three pictures of the girl here for two reasons:

1. I don't want to get bitched out by her.

2. I really didn't get permission, I just needed something to work a little towards my point.

Now, this may not irk you, may not think twice about it.
There is one thing that set me off about it- all three pictures: Same FUCKING girl.

Okay, now I'd accept it if it was a candid shot and she was drinking the canned donkey piss, but seeing as all three pictures are self-shots means she's proud of drinking the canned piss.

Now, if she likes piss (Which I believe ALL energy drinks taste like shit that ruins your teeth) then why doesn't she just move to Mexico and do donkey shows with golden showers and brownie cakes?

Makes more sense than being proud to drink canned piss.

Maybe I'm over-reacting, but it seems retarded on countless levels to take a picture of yourself drinking energy drinks of all things.
Can you do anything more meaningless?!

It's all bullshit to me, why do people bother- do they expect someone to be impressed, or are they just looking to go for a retard stance.


I don't know, I'll shut up for a while.

- Josh.

Belated.

Well, if you recall my post about my teacher hating Monty Python, which you can read here, you'll have to wait a few days to read about it.


So, it's been about a week since I broke up with Christina. I'm feeling alright, which some people still haven't realized- I still get people going "aww, are you alright?", so- yes I'm good, no more asking, none.

Anyways.

I've half listened to some of the albums I made note to listen to, but I just really haven't been in the mood to take it all in, instead if listened to the same record about five times, and it's still amazing (Do Make Say Think - You, You're a History In Rust), it's just awesome, I love me some post-rock.

If you notice the sidebar to the right, there are three links.

Submerged In Thoughts, and Kaleidoscope Tinted Glasses are two other blogs written by some good friends of mine, I implore all of you to check them out, god knows they're more interesting than mine.

So, I hope all of you enjoyed another wonderful Hallmark holiday, myself- I sat around and talked to Devann and Amber most of the latter part until going to bed. I don't mind.


Well, I watched Lost last night, fucking wow- who saw that coming? Not in me being a geek, but in last nights Lost.
Fucking wow, that's all there is to that one.

I believe I'm off to finish this report for World Studies, so- have a day.

- Josh.