5. Fox Mulder from The X-Files.
What we would do:
Prove to everyone that aliens exist and the government knows.
Or maybe watch TV and feed his fish.
Where we would disagree:
He would want to get on a jet to fly to the antarctic and uncover glacier caves, and I'm just not down for that shit.
Why it would be fun:
Come on- it's Agent Fox FUCKING Mulder!!! There's never been more of an alien abducted badass (other than Tom Cruise), plus he nailed Gillian Anderson (for the X-Philes!)
How the night would end:
He'd either drop me off at home, or I'd be put into a cryogenic freezer below the surface of the world, and he'd rescue me.
4. Dr. John Carter from ER
What we would do:
Work in the ER saving patients while getting to know their life stories, and have an angst filled day that would probably end in a cliffhanger.
Where we would disagree:
He would want to perform an emergency surgery and I would struggle to maintain that common practices such as medication would mean no surgery and possible save the life of a patient.
Why we would have fun:
Because he's smart and he went to Africa to save people.
How it might end:
With a preview for next week that would claim to be the most unforgettable episode ever that you don't want to miss.
3. Adrian Monk from Monk
What we would do:
... Clean his house, sit quietly, watch him fidget. SOLVE MAJOR CASES!!!
Where we would disagree:
He wouldn't want to touch a car door because of all of the people who have died from opening a car door.
Why it would be fun:
Because he's a cool detective with an impressive Jew Fro.
How the night would end:
With him figuring out who killed a person by saying "Here's What Happened"
2. Agent Dale Cooper from Twin Peaks
What We Would Do:
Eat cherry pie, hang in the red room.
Where we would disagree:
He would be constantly reciting to me Native American folk-lore while also talking into his voice recorder.
Why it would be fun:
Because he knows who killed Laura Palmer and how to choose some good pie.
How the night would end:
Terribly, due to bad ratings in the second season.
1. Earl Hickey from My Name Is Earl
What we would do:
Hang out, solve list items, kick it at the crab shack with Randy, Catalina, Crabman, and Joy.
Where we would disagree:
He would want to give the money away to some girl who he made angry in fourth grade.
Why it would be fun:
Because he's an everyman, he'd be fun to drink with, be fun to sleep in the same bed with, you know.
How the night would end:
With him crossing something off of his list and talking to Randy right before sleep.
(I know this probably sucked, but it's the first thing I've ever really done non-journal entry wise, so give me some time to get the hang of it and get better at writing them.)
4 comments:
Dale Cooper likes his coffee like he likes his women, black and hot.
But who doesn't?
Dog the Bounty Hunter.
haha, I understand what you mean about earl. Slightly creeped out by the fun to sleep in the same bed with though..
I probably would, but knowing that it's my brother, and he stops breathing in the middle of the night is even creepier.
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