Heart attacks and Hurricanes.

Good (late) evening.

So, I went through... Two traumatic experiences today, we'll go in order of how they affected me.


3. I quit posting on rarmy.net

I love the site, and I dig (most of) the people there. It's a cool site for anyone bored. It's kind of like a small family over there, but they're always looking for new members so head over.

My reasoning behind this is simple. I've changed, changed to a worse person than I ever was. I feel shitty about everything I do, and that site wasn't helping. I had a bad tendency to not shut up and get bitched at constantly, so I'd bring that out here because I'm a puss. I figured, if I want to be a better person, I should try to keep bad things out of my life. I hope one day I get the self-esteem to visit the site again.


2. I was called a narcissist.

That's a first actually. I didn't REALLY mind, but I was kind of happy someone called me out. Of course it was via myspace and it was one of my friends, but I was still pretty happy someone called me out on you.

I never knew I was a narcissist, I mean I'm not saying I'm not- but I'm just saying I've been unaware.

1. My girlfriends mom saw my penis.

Yep.

Okay, in this post

I said that I put Christina's (my girlfriend) phone down my pants, took a picture (without looking) and sent it to her e-mail (once again, one handed texting, not looking. I'd say that's a win).

WELL, apparently her mother was looking through her phone... And I actually sent a picture of my penis.
Yes, that's right, a picture of my penis was seen by her mother.

Now, mind you- I was wearing boxers, and if you're a guy- you know the hanes boxers hole-thingy doesn't conceal shit!
So, don't be too surprised.

Now,

A. It's embarrassing as ALL HELL.

B. Can you say "fucked"?

Well, I get on Yahoo and Christina says her mom saw a picture of my penis on her phone.
So, I immediately went to my pillow and screamed "FUCK" for at least five minutes.

I end up going to bed shortly thereafter.
I wake up, expecting a phone call.

None.

So, I sit around- mind you I'm having mini-heart attacks the entire day everytime the phone rings, because I AM SCARED SHITLESS.

HER MOTHER IS A NINJA.
I AM NOT KIDDING.

Anyways.
The day goes by all too slowly- I go for a walk with Matt, and I get back around 7:45PM...
I walk into the living room and my grandma tells me Christina called.

So, I grab the phone and sit there staring at it for at least 20 minutes.

... Then it wrang, it was Christina.

Christina: Josh?

Me: Yeah.

Christina: Hey uh... My mom wants to talk to you.

So as you can imagine it was awkward as hell, and scary.
In the end her mother said I'm forbidden to see her for three weeks, and then after that I have to spend another few weeks hanging with her parents getting to know them.

Yeah, yeah...

- Josh.