It's 9:49 PM, and I'm chilling out... listening to the Pulp Fiction soundtrack.
I think that movie should be a must-watch for ALL people.
It's boderline epic.
People consider The Oddessy by Homer to be an Epic, well I think Pulp Fiction should be considered an epic, and I know very few people who would disagree with me.
Whatever Tarantino was smoking during Pulp Fiction, he needs more of it.
I'm at the point to where I can memorize this speech from the movie:
Jules: So, there's this passage I got memorized... Ezekiel 25:17, The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
I love that movie more than my family.
On to that.
So, Friday I went out to lunch with my Aunt Beth, Cousin Sarah, and Grandma.
We hit up Olive Garden (not my idea, but it was alright).
Oh don't worry, I did something dumb, as I always do.
About midway through the meal, I stood up and said "I gotta pee"
my ultra-conservative Aunt freaked and said "that's really gross"
my grandmother corrected me and said "restroom"
so I felt dumb and walked off.
It had been my first time at this one so I just walked from one end (Past all walls and doors) and got lost, eventually I just halted off after seeing a bunch of employees staring at me, randomly walking around.
We left there and headed to the mall.
I kind of just walked around, ready to piss myself for about 2 hours until I just screamed "AHHHHHHHH BLADDER SNAKES" and ran to the bathroom at full force.
I picked up some new flip-flops.
Good times.
- Josh.
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