THE MADNESS
HOW IN THE WORLD COULD SOMEONE FUCK UP... TECHNO!
That's right.
We all have a small inclination to listen to techno, even at parties.
Most of the time it sounds like white noise with drumbeat, but other times you catch a groovy DJ like Jaguar Skills or Fatboy Slim.
It seems as though Techno is more commonly associated and created (well or the best) by British and Eurotrash DJ's and musicians.
Just like fucking Americans to ruin something hardly listenable in the first place.
If you haven't heard of this fellow named Jeffree Starr, essentially he's a crossdresser with pink hair and a lisp.
He/she/it looks a bit like a Disney cartoon villain from the 60's.
Which, fine whatever- he digs the rave scene... but then he has the brilliant idea of being famous (for nothing) and making techno tunes and putting his drab voice over it.
Here's a music video to illustrate.
(Eyelash Curlers and Butcher Knives)
The music itself sounds like it took 20 minutes in pro-tools and looped the voice over with a bit of reverb and synth pad.
The lyrics- devoid of any structure and meaning.
Come on man, if you're gonna be a cross-dressing weirdo, do it correctly!
(Eddie Izzard)
or even if you're gonna do techno, do it fucking right!
Maybe I'm just fucked in the head.
Maybe he IS talented and I'm the dumb one.
Who knows.
NOW LET'S SNORT SOME COKE!
- Josh
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