Thursday, June 19, 2008

Cut out the PDA.

So, if you're like me- then you despise PDA (public displays of affection); kissing, sort of dry-humping (seen it), copious amounts of fondle-hugging, and other things that are best left done in the privacy of ones' home.

I've been at the park, and Matt and Lauren show up. I'll just be speaking to him and then he and Lauren would just start fucking making out mid-sentence like he just came back from war!

What the fuck gives?

Why can't we use our time for other things?



You wanna go makeout and creep people out- be my guest, but do it in privacy- no one wants to see that shit happening (no one who won't make fun of you later, or jerk off thinking about it at least), so why do it?

No one really cares about your kissing techniques, where you put your hands when you kiss your significant other, or if you're eating her face while kissing.

Cut the shit.

On behalf of every sane fucking individual out there- cut the shit out.

Can't go to someones' home? Go to the fucking woods.
Live in the desert? Hide behind a cactus.

PDA is one of the few things I believe should be censored- just because I (and many others) REALLY don't want to see it.

Wow- holy shit, you're SO overcome with the body of another human that you have the need to ravage their lips like a death-row prisoner on suicide watch raping his bunk buddy.

Of course (as said in comments), there is nothing with a cute peck on the cheek- but I'm not appreciating the park porno scene being acted out in front of me.

Save it.
Conserve your hormones, you'll want them back when you're an old guy who can't get his dick up.

- Josh.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ha josh.. i love you =D
I most definitely agree with you.
I can see a potential peck on the lips and a hug.
But no need for the consistent touching of another's body and making out as if there in a porno.
-dezaray

Anonymous said...

In public, the boundaries should be very simple. As Dezaray was saying, yes a peck and a hug is acceptable, once or maybe twice (hello & goodbye)in public, otherwise, cut the shit.

Anonymous said...

I agree 100% man.

Anonymous said...

haha
dude just cuz u dont like that
im gonna rape u in PUBLIC
in front of EVERYONE!!
lmao
jk